Have a Talking Pet Fish

Be friends with a dog

Have a Talking Feral Roomate Bro

Be a Con Artist

“You thought you could put me at the bottom of Elmore Lake for later, huh? Well guess what punk! I'm a fish. WITH LEGS!”

“CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES”

“I never knew being fat and lazy was so rewarding!”

“YOU LAZY NO-GOOD SLACKERS DRIVE ME NUTS! CAN'T YOU JUST LISTEN TO ME ONCE IN YOUR WORTHLESS LIVES? 'CAUSE IF YOU DID, YOU'D SEE I'M TRYING TO TEACH YOU SOME SIMPLE RESPONSIBILITY, SOME PRIDE IN DOING A JOB WELL DONE! BUT YOU WOULDN'T KNOW A JOB WELL DONE IF YOU PAID SOMEONE TO DO IT FOR YOU, AND EVEN THEN YOU'D SCREW IT ALL UP ON THE ACCOUNT THAT YOU CAN'T EVEN FOLLOW THE SIMPLEST OF THE INSTRUCTIONS, WORRYING MORE ABOUT LOOKING COOL THAN DOING YOUR JOB!”

Sad

Manic

Confortable

Aggressive